Socks & Footwear

Don’t talk with your mouth full…or at all. If you enjoy a heaping helping of silence then slip into these Shut Up Cake Socks. They are an eye-catching pink, mid-calf crew sock with cupcakes, hearts, and the phrase, “I just baked you some shut the fuck up cakes.”

• 70% cotton, 28% polyester, 2% elastic
• Unisex
• One size fits most

If you’ve been glued to your couch lately, you’ll want to slip on these socks to fully embrace the loungewear life.

• 52% nylon, 47% combed cotton, 1% spandex
• Women's shoe size 5-10

Jazz up your footwear with a pair of sassy socks to bring some laughter to your wardrobe.

• 50% combed cotton, 48% nylon, 2% spandex
• Women's shoe size 5-10

Give the gift of coziness this Christmas season with a "Gnome for the Holidays" ceramic mug and sock set. Makes a perfect present for teachers, hostesses, and loved ones who enjoy the art of relaxation.

• Gift boxed
• Socks, one size fits most
• Mug, 12 oz.

It's Christmas, time to take it slow and sloth-like, right? These holiday-themed socks remind you "Don't Hurry, Be Merry."

• Cotton, nylon, spandex blend
• Machine wash
• One size fits most

When the mistletoe just isn't working turn to this humorous pair of Christmas socks. The sentiment reads "My Christmas Socks. Better Results than Mistletoe."

• Cotton, nylon, and spandex blend
• One size fits most

This two-piece mug and socks set is the perfect gift for the friend who is running on a little more than coffee.

• Mug is microwave and dishwasher safe
• Mug holds 15.5 oz.
• Socks fit women's sizes 4-9 and men's 5-8
  

Don't just meditate on your motivation mantra, wear it. These unisex socks are the perfect gift for any dog lover.

• Unisex
• One size fits most
• Cotton, polyester, spandex, and rubber blend
• Made in the USA

Made to bring comfort during a trying time, these cozy socks are more like indoor slippers. Slip into their unique feather-knit fabric to give your feet the warm fuzzies. Gift boxed with a comforting sentiment.

• 5" W x 17" L
• One size fits most

Any nurse is sure to appreciate the cozy feel and witty words on these fun socks.

• Cotton and synthetic blend
• One size fits most

Who says compression socks can't be cute? This garden variety features moisture wicking and padded cushion bottoms.

• 15-20mmHg graduated compression
• One size fits most.

Put on your dancing socks. Made from a cotton blend and featuring colorful characters in motion, this footwear is sure to help you get down when you hear your song.

• A portion of the sale goes to Doctors Without Borders
• Cotton blend
• Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10

You don't play favorites between coffee and alcohol, but some jobs need more than just caffeine. Express your feelings with these "Step Aside Coffee" socks.

• Cotton and synthetic blend
• One size fits most

Don't miss out on the good stuff. Take the advice of these "Life is uncertain, order dessert first" socks and have the cake for breakfast.

• Unisex
• One size fits most
• Made in the USA

Slip into these plush socks to let everyone know you've arrived at "The Show." The bottoms feature rubber grips.

• Polyester
• One size
• Fits women's shoes sizes 4-11 and men's 6-9

Just be natural with these outdoor-inspired statement socks that remind you to stop and take in the good stuff.

• Cotton blend
• Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10

It's not your fault if cocktails make some people more interesting. Wear the sentiment on your feet with these witty socks.

• 65% cotton, 22% nylon, 3% spandex
• One size fits most

Royal in her own right, these socks salute the notorious RBG, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

• Polyester
• Unisex
• One size fits most

Election season is approaching and the campaigning has begun for the 2020 presidential election. This patriotic cat wants your vote this year, show your support for your furry best friend while wearing these fun Americana socks. A pair of socks featuring "My Cat 2020" sentiment with patriotic kitty and star designs.

• One size fits most
• Cotton, nylon, and spandex

Election season is approaching and the campaigning has begun for the 2020 presidential election. This patriotic dog wants your vote this year, show your support for your furry best friend while wearing these fun Americana socks. A pair of socks featuring "My Dog 2020" sentiment with patriotic pup and star designs.

• One size fits most
• Cotton, nylon, and spandex

Fact or fiction? Either way, you'll come out smelling like a rose—or at least a yard flower—when you don these statement socks. Portion of the sale supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders.

• 58% nylon, 40% combed cotton, 2% spandex
• Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10

Don't let them fool you, unicorns are real—and they have the curves to prove it.

• Machine wash.
• 65% Cotton, 22% Nylon, 3% Spandex.
• Fits most sizes.

Keep your foot out of your mouth with socks that are sure to remind you to replace your filter.

• 52% nylon, 47% combed cotton, 1% spandex.
• Fits women's shoe sizes 5-10.

There could be no job more fulfilling! Cozy up in these Stay at Home Cat Mom Socks and indulge your dreams of daytime catnip parties, making biscuits and kitty snuggles.

• Cotton, nylon, spandex
• One size fits most
• For Dog version see item # 2194303

• Cotton, nylon, spandex
• One size fits most.

Bring fun, energy and sass to your everyday look or sporting event wearing a pair of hot pink Sassy Knee High Socks. These athletic-style socks fit from a women’s size 6 US to a men’s size 15 US.

• Cotton, polyester, spandex, rubber blend.
• Made in the USA.

Slip into some supremely stylish Ruth Bader Ginsburg Socks and enjoy the comfort, vibrant colors and an image of the celebrated judge’s face. Fans of RBG will love these.

• Polyester
• One size fits most adults
• Made in the USA.

Slip into luxury with a pair of velvet slippers that feature non-slip grip bottoms and a furry pom on the toe.

• Size S/M fits shoe sizes 5-7.
• Size M/L fits shoe sizes 7-9.
• Outside of slipper is 100% polyester.
• Interior of slipper is lined with real rabbit fur.
• Country of origin: China.