Tea Towel Collection

Is man's best friend your constant kitchen companion? Hang one of these pet-friendly tea towels to let everyone know that a little begging now and then is not frowned upon. 100% cotton. 28" square.

Give a friend a laugh with this whimsical tea towel.

• Made in the USA
• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W

Next stop…karma. Wouldn't it be nice to see karma when it happens? This hilarious Dream Job Dish Towel is perfect for the person who would love to drive the karma bus.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Each day we become a little more like our mothers. This cotton tea towel features the stitched sentiment, "Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out" with a pair of lips, gold metallic accents and pom ribbon trim accents. Machine-washable. Cotton. 18" L x 26" W.

Isn't that how Cinderella sang it? Bring some humor to the kitchen or bathroom with this soft, terry towel with a delightfully crass song lyric and dandelion illustration. Includes the Hang Tight Loop® for secure hanging.

• Cotton
• 17" W x 22" H

Take this tea towel's advice and don't give them anything else to crow about.

• Machine wash.
• Cotton.
• 28" L x 28" W

Explain why nothing ever comes out of the oven with this cute and curt tea towel.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in USA.

The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this friendship tea towel will remind the recipient of your special relationship.

• Cotton

Own a mischievous little kitty? Here's a kitchen towel you can appreciate. Chuckle along with the grinning cat as he sings, "O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree, Your Ornaments Are History."

• Cotton, Linen blend
• 20'' L x 26'' W

If pet hair floats around your house like glitter then hang this hilarious dish towel. Features a dog that is decorated in non-transferable glitter to add sparkle.

• Cotton, glitter
• 28" L x 28" W

Every now and then it's good to switch to water and give your liver a surprise! This hilarious flour sack tea towel can bring a little drinking humor to the kitchen.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

Too much butter? That's blasphemy—at least in your house. Hang this flour-sack tea towel on the bar of your oven to let everyone know there's no shortage of the staple in your kitchen.

• Towel features Hang Tight Towel ® Loop to keep it in place
• 100% cotton
• 26" L x 26" W

The three wise women would have arrived on time, brought more practical gifts, and helped deliver baby Jesus. Alas, that is not how the story goes but we can all imagine the world peace they would have brought with this delightful tea towel.

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 18 ½'' H
• Hand Wash recommended

If you can't cook on it, decorate it. The dry humor of this tea towel can help.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

If cats could talk, what great little nuggets of ancient wisdom would they impart on us? Find out with these funny and cute Confucius Cat Tea Towels featuring friendly feline faces and words to live by. Sold separately.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W

If you like directions that read “turn right at the big tree,” you'll get the humor of this tea towel.

• 100% cotton.
• 25" L x 28" W.

Breakfast Club Towels

Cock-a-doodle-doo! This kitchen towel is sure to start your day with a laugh. Text reads: "Rise and Shine Mother Cluckers".

• Machine wash
• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

It's true, the best gifts aren't things but people. Give a loved one this festive friendship towel as a reminder of the love you share.

• Cotton
• 18'' L x 27'' W

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Let others pay top dollar for fancy dog breeds, we all know that “Rescued” is the superior breed. Display your love for strays and shelter animals with this heart-warming waffle weave, embroidered tea towel.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W

Don't fall victim to other beguiling textiles; come closer to take in the beauty of this 100% cotton option. Features Hang Tight Towel Loop® to keep it in place on an oven bar.

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W.

Potty Humor

Who knew toilet paper would be the gold currency of modern times? Show you have class and wisdom with these unique  terry cloth towels that slide over your rail and stay in place thanks to a sewn-in band. "You Don't Know What You Have Until It's Gone" printed on the front.

• Terry cloth cotton
• 17" L x 22" W
• Hang Tight®

If pet hair floats around your house like glitter then hang this hilarious dish towel for all to see. Features a cat decorated in non-transferable glitter to add sparkle.

• Cotton, glitter
• 28" L x 28" W
• For Dog version see item # 2198340

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Retro style and current feelings meet in these cotton dish towels featuring humorous messages.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Tie One On

Ready to throw in the towel? Maybe you need a which simply slips over your oven rail and through a sewn-in band to stay in place. Always remember when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, throw them!

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W
• Hang Tight Towel® technology

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28" L x 28" W

Spice up your kitchen with a tea towel that's sure to make you LOL. Features the sentiment, "The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

The chicken that rocks her own world with those red high heels and matching purse. Her name is Lucy Fowler and she’s resident manager of Last Chance Trailer Park, located in South Georgia. She’s the talk of the trailer park, and she will be the talk of your kitchen! Your tribe can chit-chat all night about what’s inside her purse and if her feet hurt from wearing those shoes. For the mess makers in your life (or if you're one yourself), it’s absorbent and machine washable! Made by the one of a kind Miss Mavis; she makes each one of these by hand with a limited edition sewing machine.

• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn.
• 15" L x 25" W.

Naughty List Holiday Tea Towels
Let's be glad Santa isn't on social media! If you're known for questionable posts, this Profile Picture Towel (and probably a Bible) is for you.

• Cotton
• 18˝ L x 27˝ W

A vintage photograph of a sassy girl squad is embellished with the reminder that "Girlfriends Matter". Printed on a flour sack tea towel.

• 30" L x 18" W.

Favorite Food Towels

Where there's pizza, there is peace. Express the sentiment with this cotton tea towel. Take a bite out of life with witty kitchen towels featuring your favorite foods. 

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28" L x 28" W

When you're too old for Santa, you're just right for boxed wine. Let the merlot flow after you hang this tea towel in your kitchen.

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28'' L x 28'' W

Some things are just worth wait, like doing what you love and missing out on mornings. Express the feeling with this witty tea towels.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

Ho, Ho, Ho! Get holiday ready with the tongue-in-cheek message on this Santa-themed flour sack towel.

• Cotton
• 26'' L x 26'' W

No bones about it, pets make the best confidantes. Express the sentiment with one (or two!) of these tea towels.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Some things are better put in writing. Make it cute and memorable with this vibrant, embroidered tea towel.

• Cotton

Whether you use subtleties or say it plainly, these tea towels embroidered with witty phrases will get the point across.

• Cotton. 18" L x 27" W

Get a little catty with this witty tea towel that also clinches the cat's spot as your best friend.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Spice up your bar with a towel featuring this sarcastic bucket list message.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

The proof is in the pudding—or something like that according to this witty Halloween-inspired kitchen tea towel.

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

This festive set of dish towels will put a smile on your face and a bit of whimsy in your kitchen. The two piece waffle knit Santa boot towels would make a great gift for the holidays.

• Cotton
• 18" W x 27" L

When Santa is ready to escape, he heads to the beach. Add seaside cheer to your holiday decor with this whimsical tea towel.

• Cotton
• 18'' L x 27'' W

Celebrate three of the most important things in life with this lovely embroidered flour sack tea towel showcasing brilliant shades of blue.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W.

Add a sweet touch to your salty beach décor with these Beachy Dish Towels. Take notice of this striped shades of blue with the sentiment “Love you to the beach and back".

• Cotton
• 28" L x 20" W

It's true, the best gifts aren't things but people. Give a loved one this gingerbread friendship recipe towel as a reminder of the love you share. 

• Cotton
• 18'' L x 27'' W

Having a best friend is what every woman needs, and telling that friend how much you appreciate them is a must! This sweet linen tea towel features a tufted heart with embroidered writing.

• Polyester
• 27" L x 18" W

Summer Mood

When you're ready for some R&R, hang this towel out to signal break time. Set the scene for summer with this beach inspired flour sack kitchen towel that is scalloped print with pink and aqua stitched lettering reading, "Mermaid Off Duty" and an embroidered easy-going mermaid across the bottom. 

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

What's a party without cake? This tea towel, inspired by Julia Child, makes a hilarious and sweet hostess gift for any gathering.

• Fair trade
• Cotton
• 19" L x 25 " W

Is it so much to ask? If all you want for Christmas is a unicorn then keep the dream alive and set out this cute tea towel that says just that, "All I Want For Christmas Is A Unicorn".

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Tie One On

Displaying a witty and functional towel that slips over your oven rail and locks into place thanks to a sewn-in band, is one decision you'll never regret. So when life gets tough make a pour choice, instead of poor one!

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W
• Hang Tight Towel® technology

Meet the residents of Last Chance Trailer Park! With her red high heels and matching purse, Lucy Fowler is resident manager of Last Chance Trailer Park, located in South Georgia. She's the talk of the trailer park, and she will be the talk of your kitchen! Your tribe can chit-chat all night about what's inside her purse and if her feet hurt from wearing those shoes. Zelda the cat is the security guard for Last Chance Trailer Park. She sits on the park welcome sign with a no-nonsense air about her. She’s a wise being. Jules the dog works for Zelda as assistant security guard at Last Chance Trailer Park. It’s a totally fake position made up by Lucy so Jules would have money for the Ivy League University where he’s been accepted. Larry lives on lot 9 in Last Chance Trailer Park. His relationship with Lucy is a bit mysterious, but it seems to work. Not a blade of grass in his yard is out of place. The inside of his trailer is decorated in “early American bachelor”.

• Each towel is handmade by Miss Mavis
• Machine washable
• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn
• 15˝ L x 25˝ W

Remind a friend just how beautiful and loved she is. This tea towel featuring chic black hearts bears the message, "You are Beautiful. P.S. The World Needs More Women Like You."

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 19'' W