Tea Towel Collection

Is man's best friend your constant kitchen companion? Hang one of these pet-friendly tea towels to let everyone know that a little begging now and then is not frowned upon. 100% cotton. 28" square.

Give a friend a laugh with this whimsical tea towel.

• Made in the USA
• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W

Next stop…karma. Wouldn't it be nice to see karma when it happens? This hilarious Dream Job Dish Towel is perfect for the person who would love to drive the karma bus.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Each day we become a little more like our mothers. This cotton tea towel features the stitched sentiment, "Sometimes I Open My Mouth And My Mother Comes Out" with a pair of lips, gold metallic accents and pom ribbon trim accents. Machine-washable. Cotton. 18" L x 26" W.

Isn't that how Cinderella sang it? Bring some humor to the kitchen or bathroom with this soft, terry towel with a delightfully crass song lyric and dandelion illustration. Includes the Hang Tight Loop® for secure hanging.

• Cotton
• 17" W x 22" H

Take this tea towel's advice and don't give them anything else to crow about.

• Machine wash.
• Cotton.
• 28" L x 28" W

Explain why nothing ever comes out of the oven with this cute and curt tea towel.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in USA.

If pet hair floats around your house like glitter then hang this hilarious dish towel. Features a dog that is decorated in non-transferable glitter to add sparkle.

• Cotton, glitter
• 28" L x 28" W

Every now and then it's good to switch to water and give your liver a surprise! This hilarious flour sack tea towel can bring a little drinking humor to the kitchen.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

The perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because, this friendship tea towel will remind the recipient of your special relationship.

• Cotton

The three wise women would have arrived on time, brought more practical gifts, and helped deliver baby Jesus. Alas, that is not how the story goes but we can all imagine the world peace they would have brought with this delightful tea towel.

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 18 ½'' H
• Hand Wash recommended

If cats could talk, what great little nuggets of ancient wisdom would they impart on us? Find out with these funny and cute Confucius Cat Tea Towels featuring friendly feline faces and words to live by. Sold separately.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W

If you can't cook on it, decorate it. The dry humor of this tea towel can help.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

If you like directions that read “turn right at the big tree,” you'll get the humor of this tea towel.

• 100% cotton.
• 25" L x 28" W.

Too much butter? That's blasphemy—at least in your house. Hang this flour-sack tea towel on the bar of your oven to let everyone know there's no shortage of the staple in your kitchen.

• Towel features Hang Tight Towel ® Loop to keep it in place
• 100% cotton
• 26" L x 26" W

Breakfast Club Towels

Cock-a-doodle-doo! This kitchen towel is sure to start your day with a laugh. Text reads: "Rise and Shine Mother Cluckers".

• Machine wash
• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

It's true, the best gifts aren't things but people. Give a loved one this festive friendship towel as a reminder of the love you share.

• Cotton
• 18'' L x 27'' W

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Let others pay top dollar for fancy dog breeds, we all know that “Rescued” is the superior breed. Display your love for strays and shelter animals with this heart-warming waffle weave, embroidered tea towel.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W

Potty Humor

Who knew toilet paper would be the gold currency of modern times? Show you have class and wisdom with these unique  terry cloth towels that slide over your rail and stay in place thanks to a sewn-in band. "You Don't Know What You Have Until It's Gone" printed on the front.

• Terry cloth cotton
• 17" L x 22" W
• Hang Tight®

Don't fall victim to other beguiling textiles; come closer to take in the beauty of this 100% cotton option. Features Hang Tight Towel Loop® to keep it in place on an oven bar.

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W.

The chicken that rocks her own world with those red high heels and matching purse. Her name is Lucy Fowler and she’s resident manager of Last Chance Trailer Park, located in South Georgia. She’s the talk of the trailer park, and she will be the talk of your kitchen! Your tribe can chit-chat all night about what’s inside her purse and if her feet hurt from wearing those shoes. For the mess makers in your life (or if you're one yourself), it’s absorbent and machine washable! Made by the one of a kind Miss Mavis; she makes each one of these by hand with a limited edition sewing machine.

• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn.
• 15" L x 25" W.

Retro style and current feelings meet in these cotton dish towels featuring humorous messages.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Tie One On

Ready to throw in the towel? Maybe you need a which simply slips over your oven rail and through a sewn-in band to stay in place. Always remember when life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, throw them!

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W
• Hang Tight Towel® technology

Spice up your kitchen with a tea towel that's sure to make you LOL. Features the sentiment, "The early bird can have the worm because worms are gross and mornings are stupid."

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

A vintage photograph of a sassy girl squad is embellished with the reminder that "Girlfriends Matter". Printed on a flour sack tea towel.

• 30" L x 18" W.

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28" L x 28" W

When you're too old for Santa, you're just right for boxed wine. Let the merlot flow after you hang this tea towel in your kitchen.

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28'' L x 28'' W

Ho, Ho, Ho! Get holiday ready with the tongue-in-cheek message on this Santa-themed flour sack towel.

• Cotton
• 26'' L x 26'' W

Favorite Food Towels

Where there's pizza, there is peace. Express the sentiment with this cotton tea towel. Take a bite out of life with witty kitchen towels featuring your favorite foods. 

• Cotton
• Machine wash
• 28" L x 28" W

Some things are just worth wait, like doing what you love and missing out on mornings. Express the feeling with this witty tea towels.

• Cotton
• 24" L x 26" W
• Made in the USA

No bones about it, pets make the best confidantes. Express the sentiment with one (or two!) of these tea towels.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

The proof is in the pudding—or something like that according to this witty Halloween-inspired kitchen tea towel.

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

Get a little catty with this witty tea towel that also clinches the cat's spot as your best friend.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Whether you use subtleties or say it plainly, these tea towels embroidered with witty phrases will get the point across.

• Cotton. 18" L x 27" W

Spice up your bar with a towel featuring this sarcastic bucket list message.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Celebrate three of the most important things in life with this lovely embroidered flour sack tea towel showcasing brilliant shades of blue.

• Cotton
• 27" L x 18" W.

Some things are better put in writing. Make it cute and memorable with this vibrant, embroidered tea towel.

• Cotton

Summer Mood

When you're ready for some R&R, hang this towel out to signal break time. Set the scene for summer with this beach inspired flour sack kitchen towel that is scalloped print with pink and aqua stitched lettering reading, "Mermaid Off Duty" and an embroidered easy-going mermaid across the bottom. 

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

Is it so much to ask? If all you want for Christmas is a unicorn then keep the dream alive and set out this cute tea towel that says just that, "All I Want For Christmas Is A Unicorn".

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Having a best friend is what every woman needs, and telling that friend how much you appreciate them is a must! This sweet linen tea towel features a tufted heart with embroidered writing.

• Polyester
• 27" L x 18" W

Tie One On

Displaying a witty and functional towel that slips over your oven rail and locks into place thanks to a sewn-in band, is one decision you'll never regret. So when life gets tough make a pour choice, instead of poor one!

• Cotton
• 26" L x 26" W
• Hang Tight Towel® technology

What's a party without cake? This tea towel, inspired by Julia Child, makes a hilarious and sweet hostess gift for any gathering.

• Fair trade
• Cotton
• 19" L x 25 " W

Remind a friend just how beautiful and loved she is. This tea towel featuring chic black hearts bears the message, "You are Beautiful. P.S. The World Needs More Women Like You."

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 19'' W

Happy Thought Towels

Incorporate a vintage inspired kitchen with this homestead chic colorful dish towel. With a collage feel and inspiring words to live by, it will brighten anyone's day. Text reads: "Wind to your wings, light to your path, dreams to your heart", while the colorful bird with heart balloons gives an inspirational lift. Makes a great gift for a teacher, a wedding, or your best friend or sister. 

• Fair trade
• Cotton
• 19" L x 25" W

Have a laugh à la Home Alone thanks to this "Wash Your Hands, Ya Filthy Animal" hand towel. Fair trade.

• Cotton
• 19'' L x 25'' W

Every girl knows a few wise men. This decorative holiday tea towel names them as "My hairdresser, my jeweler, and my bartender."

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 18 ½'' H

Summer Mood

If you let the sand and sea style your hair during summer, you'll appreciate this embroidered flour sack tea towel. Set the scene for summer soirées with this beach inspired kitchen towel that is polka dot print with pink and aqua stitched lettering. 

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

No, you're not mixed up. Like the tea towel says, you really do have "Mixed Drinks About Feelings."

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

Tea towels make a great gift any time of the year. Whether in a pot or a watering can, flowers are always welcome in the kitchen.

• Set of 2 towels.
• Cotton.
• 29" L x 17" W.

Ever wonder if they're going to pounce as soon as you finish raking a pile? The sentiment on this fall- and cat-themed dish towel might be your answer.

• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

Here's a kitchen towel you can use year-round. The coral pattern and "Bless This Hot Mess" are printed and embroidered.

• Cotton.
• 18" L x 27" W

• Terry cloth cotton
• 17" L x 22" W
• Hang Tight®

Flag Swag

Put a summer holiday spin on Thomas Jefferson's famous quote with this embroidered flour sack towel. Embroidered Flip Flops and font reading "Flip Flops and the Pursuit of Happiness" will be all you need for this Memorial Day, July 4th, or even Flag day get together's this summer.

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

Breakfast Club Towels

In other words, you complete me. With white text reading, "You are the Eggs to my Bacon", on black dish towel it will give you a little smile first thing every morning. 

• Machine wash
• Cotton
• 28" L x 28" W

This tea towel is the perfect gift for the one who is always hard at work in the kitchen.

• Cotton.
• 18" L X 27" W.

Come on, Santa! Being good for a full year is a lot to ask. Show you're on the Christmas nice list at least for today with this humorous holiday tea towel.

• Cotton
• 19'' W x 27'' L

Meet the residents of Last Chance Trailer Park! With her red high heels and matching purse, Lucy Fowler is resident manager of Last Chance Trailer Park, located in South Georgia. She's the talk of the trailer park, and she will be the talk of your kitchen! Your tribe can chit-chat all night about what's inside her purse and if her feet hurt from wearing those shoes. Zelda the cat is the security guard for Last Chance Trailer Park. She sits on the park welcome sign with a no-nonsense air about her. She’s a wise being. Jules the dog works for Zelda as assistant security guard at Last Chance Trailer Park. It’s a totally fake position made up by Lucy so Jules would have money for the Ivy League University where he’s been accepted. Larry lives on lot 9 in Last Chance Trailer Park. His relationship with Lucy is a bit mysterious, but it seems to work. Not a blade of grass in his yard is out of place. The inside of his trailer is decorated in “early American bachelor”.

• Each towel is handmade by Miss Mavis
• Machine washable
• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn
• 15˝ L x 25˝ W

Ballots have been cast and all the votes are in, the new leader of the free world is...your dog. This patriotic pup wants your vote this election year, show your support by hanging this fun embroidered towel in your home this season. A donkey and elephant never stood a chance against this star-spangled pooch for President. Perfect for the kitchen or give as a gift.

• Embroidered Flour Sack
• 18" L X 27" W
• Cotton
• Colors: Red, White and Blue
• Machine Washable
• Iron for best results

Happy Thought Towels

You'll be grabbing a spatula and singing in the kitchen thanks to this cheerful tea towel. With a collage feel and inspiring words to live by, this dish towel will brighten up every day. Bold, colorful tassels on the end make this towel a bright spot in any kitchen. Makes a great gift for a teacher, a wedding, a graduation, or even your best friend or sister. 

• Fair trade
• Cotton
• 19" L x 25" W

Welcome fall to your kitchen with a tea towel you can enjoy for months; what's more, it makes a great hostess gift for autumn gatherings. Beautiful detail and mixed materials for added depth.

• Fair trade
• 19" L x 25" W

Love Thy Self

Happy thoughts make for beautiful people. The sentiment, "Happiness blooms from Within", is colorfully, embroidered on this inspiring tea towel. Celebrate beauty -- both inside and out -- and showcase that in your home as well.

• Machine wash
• Cotton and linen
• 20" L x 28" W

Flag Swag

Whether you're headed to the lake, the pool, or a neighborhood BBQ, this is a perfect hostess gift for the life of the party. Embroidered American flag and font on this flour sack towel is perfect for Memorial Day, July 4th, or even Flag day get togethers this summer.

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

• Cotton
• 18" L x 27" W

Love Thy Self

Celebrate beauty -- both inside and out -- and showcase that in your home as well. This colorful, embroidered dish towel will remind you to spread your feathers and celebrate your beauty.

• Machine wash
• Cotton and linen
• 20" L x 28" W

This towel comes complete with everything God gave her, covered only by fig leaves. Great for wedding gifts or just something extra fun for your kitchen. Made by the one of a kind Miss Mavis; she makes each one of these by hand with a limited edition sewing machine.

• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn.
• 23" L x 13" W.

What can you say? You've gone pro! This tea towel that reads, "I've mastered cooking for one and drinking for five," is a fun and funny gift for yourself or any single lady who knows her way around the kitchen.

• Cotton
• 26 ½'' L x 19'' W

Which party are you? Republican, Democrat, or maybe cocktail party. This patriotic towel wants your vote this election year, show your support by hanging this fun dish towel in your home this season. So check the box on cocktails and entertaining this November. 

• 28" L X 28" W
• Cotton
• Colors: Red, White and Blue
• Machine Washable
• Iron for best results

If writing your goals down is the key to success, you're going to kill it with this towel. The big guy holding a pizza pie is a funny and festive way to bring holiday décor to the kitchen.

• Cotton
• 18'' L x 27'' W

Ballots have been cast and all the votes are in, the new leader of the free world is...your cat. This patriotic kitty wants your vote this election year, show your support by hanging this fun embroidered towel in your home this season. A donkey and elephant never stood a chance against this star-spangled feline for President. Perfect for the kitchen or give as a gift.

• Embroidered Flour Sack
• 18" L X 27" W
• 100% Cotton
• Colors: Red, White and Blue
• Machine Washable
• Iron for best results

Catch the spirit with a tea towel featuring colorful, free flying butterflies. Machine wash.

• Cotton.
• 18" L x 28" W.

This towel comes complete with everything God gave him, covered only by fig leaves. Great for wedding gifts or just something extra fun for your kitchen. Made by the one of a kind Miss Mavis; she makes each one of these by hand with a limited edition sewing machine.

• Cotton, monofilament, acrylic yarn.
• 23" L x 13" W.

Bring some laughter to the kitchen with this Favorite Stovetop tea towel. Made of pristine natural cotton printed in a cute black typeface featuring a witty saying sure to inspire a chuckle.

• Cotton
• 26˝ L x 24˝ W
• Made in the USA

If fries are your favorite food group, the you need this cotton tea towel.

• Machine washable
• Cotton
• 28˝ L x 28˝ H